Herbert W Armstrong

   CHORUS

   Mister Piano Player play me a song
   Please play it loud, we've got a crowd
   And we'd like to sing along
   I don't know the name, I don't know the tune
   If you do I'll eat my hat
   Da-da-da-da-da-da-, it goes like that!

   The Beatles " Yesterday"
   Play Sinatra's "Did It My Way"
   Play the Grieg Concerto all the way through
   Throw in a Chopin waltz or two
   Then there's a tune that's in the top ten
   I don't know how it begins or ends
   Da-da-da-da-da-da-, it goes like that

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Play the Waltzing Matilda song
Play the French song that goes "Ding-Dong"
Play the Sound of Music all the way through
Throw in a Scott Joplin rag or two
A little "samba" from Mexico
I've no idea in the world how it goes
Da-da-da-da-da-da, it goes like that

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Play the Bach Toccata and Fugue
Play a little boogie woog
Play the Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue
Throw in a Brahm's lullaby or two